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What movies have not aged well?

08.06.2025 15:22

What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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From Russia With Love

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why are so many Communist Chinese on Quora despite it being illegal for Chinese citizens to use Quora?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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